I am the best plow ;)

Me! You ask who I am??? I am the best plow in the world! I wake up every morning and stretch my wooden ligaments. Then off to a wonderful day in the corn fields. My job is to turn the soil to get the nutrients up, and to bury the weeds for more nutrients. The best part of my job is that I get to be pulled by these huge, monsterous beasts( I don't know what they are called but I call them gallopers). After being pulled In the fields till nightfall I return to my shed, where I will wait until tomorrow to do it all over again. Awww not again!!! The put me into a galloper's poo again.